Simple Savoir-Faire

I am supposed to be writing corporate briefings summarizing my visits in India but instead I am envisioning myself as a guest at Giraffe Manor in Nairobi, Africa. I recently fulfilled my dream of kissing an elephant in India but now I want to kiss a giraffe in Africa while eating Cheerios in the breakfast nook. Or better yet, have a giraffe steal my clothes through the window while attempting to get dressed. Imagine chasing a giraffe around an English stone manor in the middle of Africa. Oh and just so you know, the estate has wild wart hogs too.
Images via Giraffe Manor